M&M's anyone??

I received the cutest "pick-me-up" from the student council in my box today. This is how it read:

Survival for the End of the Year:

Eat the GREEN one to calm your frustrations.
When the school posts the duties to complete before leaving, eat the RED one to reduce stress.
Eat the ORANGE one to reduce depression when you find out you're #1 on the list.
If you feel a headache coming on, eat the BLUE one and pretend it is Prozac.
If you have a sudden craving for chocolate, eat the BROWN one.
If you have a memory lapse, eat the YELLOW one and "Don't Worry, Be Happy"!
If symptoms occur at the same time, eat the WHOLE bag!

Have a refreshing and relaxing summer!
Student Council